running a half marathon, one thought at a time.
Pre race: "Is putting on two different shoes and having to go all the way back home to change a good enough excuse to bail and go back to bed?"
Mile 1: "I love having friends to run with, this is going to be so fun!"
Mile 2: "I really wish I would have made a playlist."
Mile 3: "Damn my friends are fast, I wonder how I can sneak away from them"
Mile 4: "Shit, I really have to shit"
Mile 5: "What kind of knee pain is good and what kind is bad?"
Mile 6: "I'm so glad I won't be able to walk for the next week, I needed an excuse to catch up on Master of None"
Mile 7: "More than halfway there! This isn't bad at all!"
Mile 8: "I wonder how much I can eat without judgement after this"
Mile 8.5: "Are we there yet?"
Mile 9: "Kill me"
Mile 9.25: "Kill me"
Mile 9.5: "Kill me"
Mile 9.75: "KILL ME"
Mile 10: "There are my parents! ...I wonder if they'll mercy kill me?"
Mile 11: "Well, I guess I probably should have trained"
Mile 12: "One more then beer"
Mile 12.5: "Beer"
Mile 13: "FUCK YES"
Post Race: "Whens the next one?"